Fuck Off, Coronavirus, I'm Coloring: Self-Care for the Self-Quarantined, A Humorous Adult Swear Word Coloring Book During COVID-19 Pandemic (Fuck Off I’m Coloring) (Paperback)
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Pissed off at the Coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic?! Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book!
Coronavirus sucks. Self-quarantining sucks. Social distancing sucks. With reasons to stress coming at us from all directions, why not take a break and just tell life to shut the fuck up? Forget the news and forget the people you’re stuck indoors with. Practice some colorfully meditative self-care with 112 coloring pages packed with belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plan immature language. Color away the stress as you tune out all the coronavirus bullshit and create an irreverent masterpiece. Give this novel virus the double bird and color the hell out of this coloring book!
- There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages.
- Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please.
- Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind.
No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
About the Author
Dare You Stamp Co. was founded in 1776 when noted Philadelphian Jeremiah Dare was hired by the not-yet-Founding Fathers to print draft copies of the Declaration of Independence. When the documents arrived at Independence Hall, an unfortunate typo read “When in the Curse of human events…” So irate was George Washington that he said, “The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it.” Dare’s instinct was to simply reply, “Fuck you.” Today, the Editors of Dare You Stamp Company continue to bring you belligerent content as a subset of Cider Mill Press.